Dear discord-and-rhyme,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my fart balloon. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the apartment building.
In pain,
Sea
(here's the http://amuris.deviantart.com/journal/20567546/ )